that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
THIS OMFG
Dr. Clef’s Seminar: “Reality Benders and You: How to Survive when Reality Doesn’t”
“Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please make sure you’ve surrendered your weapons at the reception desk. I know, it’s bullshit, but the last thing I need is an O5 complaining because one of you was walking around the Blue Zones with your piece. Everyone good? Cool.”
“Today’s seminar is about a subject near and dear to my heart: Reality Benders. Type Greens. Mary Sues. Bixbies, Shapers, Wizards, Gods, Devils, Outside Observers, call them what you will, these are the guys that change reality based on perception and willpower. I’ve made a career out of both containing and killing these guys. You’re here to get certified to do the same thing.”
This is fantastic.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
this song is perfect for her, so i had to do it
(the intro is a bit long but totally worth it)
It is totally perfect for her
Speaking of VGM that I love, this is probably one of my favorite boss themes ever. Partly because it actually only loops after about. 5 minutes.
Online Chat with a Megaman Zero anti X-Guardian shippings guy
Guy: OH MY GOD, I am so tired of this selfcest bullshit
Me: Well, let's say a PC fucks a Mac. Is that selfcest?
Guy: What? No, they're totally different things.
Me: but they're both computers, and they both run on OS's and they're both made of Metals and plastics. Aren't those all the equivelents to what you guys claim makes these pairings selfcest?
Guy: What? how?
Me: Computers = X Modeled Reploids OS's = X's DNA component thing Metals and Plastics = Replicated from X
Guy: Fuck.
(I myself am neutral on these pairings, but just hate the idiots who claim they're self-cest)
Problem I’m having…
Been on one of my common and lengthy Hiatuses of tumblring (I’m sure nobody misses me, fortunately!) but I have returned to ask a question… Is it possible to disable the automatic close-and-reopen a tab when it stops working, because this feature presents me with a problem. Can’t go on chatroulette for some idle trolling and showing off of stuff. Whenever I attempt to go to chatroulette.com, my browser claims that it has stopped responding. It hasn’t. In fact, it has loaded fully multiple times, only to have my browser fuck itself. I need to fix this to get on with my trolling, reaction inducing and such, dammit! please help!
Edit: also, it does this at random points during or before loading. It also does this with any similar site. I don’t have any webcam problem or such, which is why I consider it a help-requiring problem…
Edit: also, why no ask site (i.e. yahoo aswers), you may ask? because they take too long, they suck and they allow plenty of people to post things that amount to “I don’t know” as answerd, just to get some goddamn points.
